When you were born, no one really told you what to do or how to do it.
All they did was pull you out, slap you around, and make you cry.
Lets face it, life would have been a heck of a lot easier
if you had some sort of manual, guide, or handbook.
But nooooo all they do is tell you to do something,
then yell at you if you mess up.
But here at Cool Beans Inc, we care, yeah, sure.
Here are a few helpful lessons on how to do things
The Cool Beans Way.
How Not to Get Rid of Poison Ivy
How to Fully-Enjoy a Concert.
How to Fail a Theme
