The Whacky Monkey Noodle!!

       There is nothing wacky about the Whacky Monkey Noodle, because it whacked me to a broken and bruised wreck, and it will do the same to you because it thinks we all smell weird, and there's nothing we can do about it, because we think monkeys smell weird, and I'm sure we smell weird to other animals and when the Whacky Monkey Noodle sets its mind to something, it sticks to it, so the best thing I can really think for us to do right now is to wear dead monkey skins and hope that maybe this will somehow trick that cursed Whacky Monkey Noodle into thinking that we are really monkeys, but I doubt this will work because I heard that it whacks monkeys too, since in all truthfulness, they smell pretty bad too. I guess I can respect the Whacky Monkey Noodle for that, but I really wish it wouldn't whack me so. I have a condition, you know. And it's No Getting Whacked By Whacky Monkey Noodles, you stupid Whacky Monkey Noodle! And what the heck kind of name is Whacky Monkey Noodle, anyway? It's such a stupid, stupid name! You're so stupid!! I hate you!! I hate you!! I mean . . . I love you, Whacky Monkey Noodle. Whackity- whackity-whackity-whackity-whack! AAauuuuuggghhhh!!!!!

       Whack.

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