The Insightful Wisdom of T.j. Wallace



       If I were a gentle wind, I'd probably feel dirty and polluted. The air around here is pretty clean & fresh, but the air around other places are pretty disgusting. I guess it just depends on where you blow your self around.



       Eaves Dropping is stupid because if it was any of your buisness you'd already know. Because it's like
       "I'm a nosy, inconsiderate, oblivious moron who doesn't know what's going on ever. And Since I don't have a life, I'll just shove my fat nose into yours!"



       The one thing that would symbolize my life would probably be a key board. I like computers alot, and you use a keyboard to operate most computers.



       I would probably put my laptop computer in theTime capsule to represent me. I'd probably put a video tape of my family to represent us. To represent my school, I'd put the administrators in it. The actual people. I'd put them in now.



       If I were a Fly stuck on Fly paper, I'd feel sticky and disgusting. I'd be thinking, With all of my compound eyes, why didn't I see this stupid, sticky, strip of Fly paper.



       The last time I talked to myself. I think I don't remember to myself. If I have an idea or a smart remark I think it to myself. Yeah.



       i hate dating. i hate it sooo much. i can't find a single person who I'd like to spend time and/or money on. this school's female selection is pretty meager as far as my tastes are concerned. in my opinion, somebody peed in the wissahickon dating pool. i don't go to the mall to "scope for chicks" or go cruisin' for chicks at the mall. the only way I think i'll ever find a mate is through a long and extensive search on the internet. and hopefully the person i find will share the same interests as me and not be crazy or fat.



       Some slogans are good I guess, but alot are just stupid "Look at me I need attention" T-shirt but most T shirts are just music T-Shirts.



       Permanently Damaging other peoples property is wrong. Temporarily writing on the outside of a building with chalk however is not wrong and sure as heck doesn't justify 10 days oF out of school suspension. Especially iF someone stealing a test and gets caught cheating gets 3 days.




T.j. Wallace tediously guards his precious journal: a fountain of wise observations and scintillating intellect. Reluctantly, he has released a few select journal entries to be submitted to The Swing Machine. We thank him for that.





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