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by Jasmine Chapgar

         Okay let's face it... Spock is the man. No question. He's got the ears, the eyebrows and the logic. Whew..that Vulcan logic. And green blood-green blood! Oh man. It knocks your socks off doesn't it? Plus, you never know when he's joking. THAT's a sense of humor! Sulu's a close second behind Spock. He's tempered to steel, and flies the ship. Wow. I wouldn't mind going to a dance with Sulu, that's for sure.

         Chekov's young, and a funny guy. So small so small. Almost cute. Pavel. Oh yeah, well I'm small too. Scotty's kind of there, but there, he can be a bit too jovial, but his accent makes up for it. Uhura's a cool chick, one fab babe, but she should have cut her nails. They gave me shivers. I never really liked Kirk. I never swooned over him, never really thought he was anything but there. And he's pretty stocky, but I guess no one noticed. McCoy is the real . . .okay I won't go there. But he's good for laughs. But it all comes down to logic..... Spock is the dude. Live long and prosper enchiladas......


Jasmine Chapgar is a girl with worldly ambitions, a penchant for cats and chinese food, and a strong aversion to feet and cheese. She sometimes enjoys the fact that no one suspects her (being 4 foot 11 and a half inches and 92 pounds) when in fact she is always behind whatever is happening. Aha! Jas (pronounced Jazz) is well known for her small size although there are many better things she could be known for - like the fact that she plays piano, violin, drums, xylophone, recorder, harmonica, a little accordion and guitar and that she reads faster than a speeding bullet. It is rumored that she is rather strange, and that is because, well - she is.



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