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Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1998 18:32:25 -0700
X-PH: V4.1@r02n08 From: Asil Uy (asiluy@somehwere.com) Subject: my halloween To: Jasmine Chapgar (jasjc@eden.rutgers.edu) Message-id: <36537529.32AF97FB@somewhere.com> ...halloween was ok. how was yours with your friend? there is a funny story though. i was gonna make you wait, but i'll just tell you now. if you think i was crazy before, just wait until you hear this story. e-mail me back and tell me what you think. ok. so, anyway, it was the day after halloween. my cousin is moving in with other people so we had to take two cars to move all of her furniture. we helped her move in her stuff and my parents said that i could go home first with my sister while they talked to the people that my cousin is staying with. we got home fine. when i got to our driveway however, i must have been on drugs because i said to my 10 year old sister "hey, how would you like to drive up the driveway?" she didn't really want to , but i convinced her. so she's slowly going up the driveway and i said "when i say let go of the accelerator, let go and put it on the break." "ok. let go now. put it on the break. NO! NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!" she didn't knpw which one was the break and she kept going. she ran right through our white picket fence and thank goodness she stopped soon after or we would have ended up crashing into a tree. it was like i was watching a movie in slow motion. we were in the back yard and i coulnd't get out because the fence opening was to narrow. i kept driving in circles in the backyard (which was pretty cool) and finally, i had to break the fence to get through. my sister was pretty scared when this happened, but right after she was ok. i told her everything would be ok. we both think it's funny now. i told my brother what happened after he came home from work and he said "good job stupid!" He said that she would be traumatized forever and will have trouble learning to drive. so you must be dying right now wondering what i told my parents. i got away with it and i kinda feel bad about it. but they were going to get a new fence anyway. i told them there was a cat or some small animal that just scooted right in front of me and i got scared and i hit the accelerator instead of the brake. now that you've stopped crying from laughing so hard or finally closed your mouth from disbelief, i request that you tell no one of this incident. signed, asil |
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