possibility #001
It is a steamy summer afternoon in the city. The heat hangs in the air like a noose, your clothes cling to your body like post-it notes. It's your birthday, and of course nobody knows it. But you don't care-- you're determined to celebrate it anyway. The past year has been hell for you and you're going to completely let loose.

What do you decide to do?
Throw off all your clothes and streak naked through the city.
Go get drunk, then pester homeless people.