My Friend by Matt Brower The little green men who live outside my door Are scary and also outnumber me, sure But I don't have to take all their crap anymore Thanks to The Big Gaping Hole In The Floor Hole In The Floor Hole In The Floor Size of a greenish-blue French dinosaur Ate up the bad guys then went to the store He's my friend, The Big Gaping Hole In The Floor After his shopping, he came back to his spot I sat down beside him, and told him of yachts Listens quite well but he don't say a lot He may be good-looking, but a speaker he's not Hole In The Floor Hole In The Floor Shaped like the piece that ain't there anymore No one knows just where that went, that's for sure But who cares, I've got my friend The Hole In The Floor Last week I came back to my dorm for awhile Decided to greet my old friend with a smile But instead of my Hole, I just found a big Pile I sat and I looked and I cried for a while Hole In The Floor Hole In The Floor Or should I say Hole That Ain't There Anymore Sat on the Pile but my butt got too sore I sure do miss The Big Gaping Hole In The Floor Well then I was angry, and I got out an axe And ended the Pile with a few well-placed whacks Spread the good news by email and fax And then danced with my friend while green men played the sax Hole In The Floor Hole In The Floor Size of a greenish-blue French dinosaur Shaped like the piece that ain't there anymore He's my friend, The Big Gaping Hole In The Floor

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Matt Brower goes to Penn State, where he is currently engaged in stuff.

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