by Lori Boozer and Alice Teeple
artwork by Alice Teeple


Paddington Bear lives in a tin.
He always has a grin.
Garbed with a Macintosh and hat.
He’s really a bear, but I thought he was a cat.
Paddington knows colors.
He knows how to read.
If you cut him with a knife
He will bleed. (Stuffing.)




b i o g r a p h y
Alice Teeple went to Spain once and ate some squid. It tasted like a rubber chew toy. Alice Teeple is never eating squid again, though she hasn't totally ruled out rubber chew toys.

Lori Boozer also went to Spain once. She bought a big green Ajax shirt. It did not have a can of Ajax on it. It didn't even have Comet on it. It turned out that Ajax is the name of the Dutch soccer team, much to her disappointment.




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