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Paddington Bear lives in a tin. He always has a grin. Garbed with a Macintosh and hat. He’s really a bear, but I thought he was a cat. Paddington knows colors. He knows how to read. If you cut him with a knife He will bleed. (Stuffing.) |

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Alice Teeple
went to Spain once and ate some squid. It tasted like a
rubber chew toy. Alice Teeple is never eating squid again, though she
hasn't totally ruled out rubber chew toys.
Lori Boozer also went to Spain once. She bought a big green Ajax shirt. It did not have a can of Ajax on it. It didn't even have Comet on it. It turned out that Ajax is the name of the Dutch soccer team, much to her disappointment. |
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