by Dr. Wallace
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This is a another simple, strange and almost magical experiment you can perform in the area around your house. Ingredients: 1 Microwave <*note, the bigger the better> 1 Bug on the ground <*Bug on the wall may work for this too> 1. first locate your bug. 2. wait till he stops to smell the roses 3. make sure the microwave is plugged in 4. lift the microwave above your head and smash it upon the bug many times 5. observe the results of your experiment 6. sell pictures to the little kids in your neighborhood Voila! Science.
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| Dr. Wallace (also known as Dr. Looooove) surprisingly conducts his monumental experiments without any funding at all. He says he doesn't need the financial reimbursement to back him up, because it's the children that make it all worth it. Specifically, their milk money, and lots of it. But it's his zaniness appeal and his willingness to give human tendencies (like smashing bugs) a place in his infamous scientific experiments, the ones that put him in the limelight and Mr. Wizard in the ditch. |
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