"Neon green unicorn" by Christiane, Evelyn's friend.
(see explanation below)
"In explanation, my pet is a neon green unicorn. I was too lazy to color the entire thing green. Also, only one-half of his horn is drawn because he has been having a little bit of an identity problem lately. You see, he is not fond of belonging to the group of unicorns. He does not really identify with their overbearing political apathy. All they care about is riding on rainbows and their own gossamer coats and horns. The fact that they live off in a fantasy world is disturbing to my highly grounded pet, whose name just happens to be Queequeg. He is a staunch independent. That is why he is carrying off Al Gore (typically expressionless stick figure on left) and George W. Bush. Queequeg is the only surviving member of the Populist party. He cares about the rights of farmers everywhere! Let us heed the call of the Populists!"
