This year, I was fortunate enough to have a new person to torment. With the passing on of several seniors, I found my evilness was going to waste. Luckily, I found a new outlet...and his name is Kay. Along with having a girls name (Kay is a male...his name is pronounced Kai), Kay is also an exchange student from Germany. He joined my German class, and after a few weeks became a target for my self-esteem wrenching jokes, threats of murder and decapitation, and anti-German propaganda. I am still working on destroying him completely, but for now I have embraced him as one of my own. I have gotten him to join stage crew as his only activity at good old WHS. Here is a dialogue which occured not too long ago between me, Kay, Adena, and a group of frivolous freshmen who decided to curse us with their presence.
SF=Stupid Freshman
J=Julie
K=Kay Dittrich
A=Adena Lazarson
J: I hate German people, don't you Adena?
A: Hah, yeah...especially ugly ones named Kay.
K: (annoyed) Wat?
SF: Wait, there is a German person here?
J: Yeah, Kay, he's over there.
SF: Really? Can I look at him?
J&A:HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHH!
SF: What? Why are you laughing?
J: Hey Kay, we are going to thow you in a cage and point and laugh...
K: Shud uhp.
SF: (to kay) Are you from german?
K: No
J: Yes you are!
SF: (to me) Wait, is he from germany?
J: Yes, he's just too stupid to know it.
K: Shud up Jules.
J: You shut up you dirty German!
SF: (to me) Are you german?
K: Ja, she ees German.
J: Kay, you are an idiot...no, Kay is German.
SF: Do you speak german?
K: No
J: Yes you do..
SF: (to Kay) you are german?
K: yeh
SF: SPEAK GERMAN!!! OOH OOH!
K: NEIN!
SF: Was that german?!!??! Wow, hey, he knows german! Hey, come here!
SF2: whats going on.
SF: (pointing at Kay) He speaks german!!!
SF2: WOW! Hey, tell us how to say german!
K: Uhhh...
and so the stupidity continued in the catwalks...but lo and behold...it didn't end there... Later on, down on the stage, the freshmen surround Kay.
SF: (Standing up in front of Kay) What grade are you in? Do you like America? How old do you think I am?
SF2: (Moving in front of SF and giggling) Do I look like I'm a freshman?
K: Uhhh...no?
SF3: (tossing hair to and fro) What grade to I look like I'm in? Don't say anything less than 9th!
K: Uhhhh... (looks at me kind of worried...I laugh..a lot)
J: Sie sind in die neunte Klasse...Es ist typisch für sie sehr dumm zu sein...(They are in ninth grade. It's typical for them to be very stupid.) K:hehe, Ja.
SF: What did you say? Was it german? Wait, how do you say hello again?
K&J: Guten Tag.
SF: Gooootin Tahgggg...heheh, that sounds funny...say it again!
K: Uhh...
J: (dripping with gooey sarcasm) Yeah Kay! Say it again! Ooh! Ooh! Du bist sooo klug und traumig!(you are sooo smart and dreamy)
and yet, later on in the parking lot...just Kay and I..
K: Zose grls ver very stoopid...
J: I know...I dislike them.
K: Ja...
J: (mocking the two girls) Ooh, kay! Do I look like a freshman to you!?!?
K: Nein, yu luk like you ahre in da furt grayde...
J: Hehe...stupid girls.
K: Ja, stoopid...
