Low interest rates
bringing down the economy.
Damn the Fed;
damn the Fed.
Allen Greenspan
bitching abour the spending
of the government.
Damn the Fed;
damn the Fed.
Oh, moldy, moldy
cheese,
I eat you in fear
of contracting
a disease.
Oh, moldy, moldy
blue cheese,
I'd eat you, but,
I'm allergic,
and I have no want
to sneeze.
Crunchy, crunchy
munchy, munchy
croutons in my salad.
Day old bread
free of lead
Give me some croutons
for my salad.
Hey, waitress,
give me some croutons.
Cream Cheese
in my crotch,
strawberries in my
thong --
there is pudding
in my panties.
Panty pudding --
yummy.
Chicken sandwich
on my plate,
I'd love to eat you,
but it's way too late
Heavy foods
in my tummy
make me sick,
although they
are yummy.
They give me nightmares
and bladder problems.
Oops, there goes
my cold lozenge.
Pants
are for
horses.
Bloomers
are for
cows.
Brassiers
are for
ewe.
Hey,
it's---
it is--
It's
a man
in a dress,
dress.
