Little Billy Jenkins (age 10) woke up the next morning to find that he was, in fact, the last person on Earth. At first he cried a lot, mourning his lost sister, and his dear mother and father. But then he remembered the time his sister stuck gum in his hair, and the awful boarding school his parents had sent him to, and then he got over it. He spent the rest of his life looking for other people a little, trying to compile an archive of humanity for any future life, but mostly playing video games and eating all the candy he wanted. He abandoned clothes at age thirteen, and bathed only once a year. He went crazy and would often jibber nonsense to the sky, or smash objects randomly while screaming. He really got on the nerves of the billions of sentient human-like androids that were trying to rebuild civilazation. THE END.
Fondest regards,
Ethan J. Urbanik
Electric Big Bang Swing Machine Junior Safety Squad
Memember Number 1543208Q
