The What Is It? Poem by Pat Bloofon

Smelly stinky, icky yicky, ooey gooey, over-doney, really runny, toxic wastey, bad tastey, very grosey, over-dosey, hot and spicey, not so nicey, burned and chared, rock hard, sticky gummy, upset tummy, passed the due datey, bio-degrady, freezing coldy, growing moldey, green and hairy, very scarey, don't want to eatey, brain cell depletey, hallucination, dehydration, bug-eyed, something died, greasy grimey, wet and slimey, mushy smushy, mal-nutrishey, smelly rotten fishy, disgusting garbage, grotesque carnage, gonna faint, poison taint, outer spacey, complete discracey, radioactive, insect attractive, genetic mutant, air pollutant, cracks and creeks, something reeks, highly corrosive, volatile explosive, rat infested, should be arrested.



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Patrick Bloofon likes to sing songs and stuff. Visit his inane webpage, Box of Stupid, at http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/2435/index.html. It has, like, all this stuff on it.





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