Great Ideas Looking for a Backer by Max Burbank
	For backers, and for non-backers who like great ideas.

Affirmative Action: Popcorn Heroines of the Fin de Siecle by Scott Clevenger and Sheri Zollinger
	Film criticism at its best. Better than the movies, anyway.

Interview with Princess Sayra by Teejay Wallace
	A former stripper reveals what it's like to be "the prudest dancer ever."

Football My Way by Matt Finley
	Matt tells it like it should be.

Out of Context: Interview with Liam Gallagher by Brady Carlson
	Things we're sure Liam meant to say, but couldn't find the words for.

We Hate Guy Germaine by Jordan Hamstamp
	You may not know it yet, but you hate Guy Germaine--and here's why.