This is the part where we find pictures of people
on the Internet and then make fun of them.
It's funny, just trust me.




"How do you work these things anyway?
I've been shaking mine for five minutes
and it still hasn't done anything cool."






Some people go to Florida on their vacations.
Others tie iguanas around their necks and prance
around with ugly monkey masks for a week.
But hey, we can't all be from New Jersey.






"If I go to the bathroom on him,
it should buy enough time to call the police!!!"






John uses a secret code to tell us
the number of things he'd rather be doing.






Next time you gaze upon your child, pause to
consider the possibility that there may be a tiny
gremlin living inside its body, collecting information,
earning your trust, and ultimately plotting to kill you.






"What do you mean it's not mayonnaise?"






We tried to come up with a caption for this,
but no matter what we wrote, it made it
seem less stupid.






...silently plotting... always plotting...






"ARRR! I'm gonna eat yer face!"






We suspect these women are playing a joke.
Had they been real men, they'd all be staring
directly at the wall.






It is refreshing to see so many people from
different parts of society who are able to set aside
their differences and act like total freaking morons.






Mysteriously, this entire family died of hypothermia
only hours later. Autopsies proved inconclusive;
the doctors were baffled.






Loose translation:
"Warning, this statue is covered in herpes."






Despite attempts to be family-oriented and cutting-edge,
Saturn reluctantly had to drop its new 'Baby' model, amidst
complaints that it only averaged 0.02 miles to the gallon and was
prone to slobbering, vomiting, and rainbow-colored diarrhea.