If you should ever try

to use the factor Pi,

multi-digit numbers

will interrupt your slumbers.

Because mental product generation

takes time and dedication.

We don't like Pi

because it's hard to multiply by.


by Jesse Campbell, in third grade



 b i o g r a p h y

Jesse Campbell (as in the soup) wrote this in third grade. Or was it fifth. I forget. But whatever it was, it surprised me when he told me. But that's not why we like it; we like it because it's just so true.





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