Close your eyes, cross the street and hope for the best

Smart move! It's a known fact that what you can't see can't hurt you. Although you walked into massive amounts of traffic, you amazingly make it across safe and sound. You walk up to Spunky the Funky Munky's house. The door is open. You hear sounds of merriment.

What do you do?

Ring the doorbell.
Disregard common courtesy and just walk in.
Announce yourself and hope someone comes to acknowledge your existence.





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