Creepy middle-aged man in the "Doll section"


"Hi there sir, could you help me? I'm trying to find a toy for a munky", you ask. He looks at you funny then says, "How about Totally Hair Barbie? Not only does she have long luscious wavy blond hair that I can bury my face in and smell, but she also has some slammin' curves and beautiful clothes…" As you back away you see the creepy man drift off into some glazed fantasy.

I've had enough of this. I'm going to the P-nut store!
Ask the random little kid in the "Toys without sharp edges section."
Ask the rubber ducky.
   





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