Make a sound of disgust and throw his present at him

"GAH!" you say as you throw his bag of p-nuts at him. What you didn't know, though, was that these p-nuts were filled with TNT and BOOM you blow up Spunky. Chuncks of munky guts are strewn everywhere. Other people and munkys at the party start to come outside. They see what you have done, and start cheering. They put you on their shoulders and parade you around town. They have a big ceremony and give you the key to the town. The next week you lose the key and lock yourself out of the town. You are never heard from again.

THE END





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