Knowledgeable employee at the customer service booth

You walk up to the customer service booth and see a young looking girl employee standing there. She asks, "Hey, how can I help you?" You ask her about munky toys. You tell her he is fond of P-nuts and stealing inanimate objects. She starts yelling, "I'M A GIANT PEANUT!!!!!" It is then you recognize that it's Diana Oboler. She charges at you waving ferrets and quoting Monty Python. You run screaming out of the store as you take one last look back you decided to…

Poof out of existence.
Give up on finding a toy and go to a P-nut store.





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