"Francis the Ill-footed Stallion."


You decide to name your pony, Francis the Ill-footed Stallion. One would think that the future of this Stallion would be cut off by his ill-footedness, but actually it's by the furious paws of a cartoon cat who has the same name as your pony that poor Francis dies.

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