Laugh with him and wait to be invited in


"Ha ha hahaha haha ha. Ha. Ha. So, umm, can I come in or something?" you ask. He cocks his head at you then cocks the trigger on the gun he has. *Blam* He shoots your present you bought for him. The p-nuts fly and he squeals with evil munky laughter. You start crying, run home, and vow never to talk to that blasted munky ever again.

THE END





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