I want to find Spunky the perfect present! The rubber ducky looks at you and says, "No way buster! You didn't say please. Only people with manners get their wishes granted." So, whatcha gonna do now? Scream at the ducky "YOUR MOM!!!" and run away crying. Pick the ducky up and throw it against the wall.

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