The rubber ducky You walk up to a rubber ducky that is sitting in a bin of rubber animals. You ask it, "Hey rubber ducky, what kind of toy should I get a munky?" The rubber ducky, luck have it, is an enchanted rubber ducky. It offers to grant you one wish. What's your wish? I want a sausage stuck to my nose! I want to find Spunky the perfect present! A pony!

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