Sit down and wait for the party to come to you You sit down, fold your arms and wait for the party to come to you. You sit there for about ten minutes then in a flash of logic realize you are really stupid and should just go to the party. You stand up and… Look both ways then proceed. Close your eyes, cross the street and hope for the best.

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