Go to a toy store
You go to the closest toy store. After wistfully gazing at a Playstation 2…its blue light…its hypnotizing hum saying BUY ME BUY ME BUY ME…you snap back into reality and realize you have absolutely no idea what kinds of toys a munky likes.
Who do you ask for help?
Knowledgeable employee at the customer service booth
Random little kid in the "Toys without sharp edges section"
Creepy middle-aged man in the "Doll section"
A rubber ducky
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