Crackers, by Matthew J. Heayn

Crackers,
Crackers -
Everywhere crackers -
Crackers in my soup,
Crackers in my shoes;
The crackers in my underwear
are itchy;
The crackers in my belly
Were yummy.

Don't crush my crackers,
Jerk!
I said, "Don't crush my
Friggen' crackers!

What's that?
Screw you!
Screw you!





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Matthew J. Heayn--don't crush his crackers.



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