Fun with Science
by Dr. Wallace


You can create science in your very own home, 
while also learning to appreciate other cultures.



Ingredients:

1 pair of chopsticks
1 bug (preferably with gift of flight)



*optional*

1 wise, yet goofy karate master 

not to be confused with


1 shogun of harlem 



Directions:

1. Locate the bug.
2. Grip the chopsticks as shown.
3. Wax on.
4. Wax off.
5. Catch the bug in the chopsticks.
6. Make a bad 80's movie about it
   and have people make fanpages 
   about you on the internet 20 years
   later.


Voila!  Science.





b i o g r a p h y
Dr. Wallace recognizes that science is most appealing to the general masses when it is used for something truly useful and universal. Slaughtering insects is a fun and exciting gateway into the wonderful world of science, often used as a stepping stone to theoretical physics, rocket science, and quantum mechanics.




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