A Webzine About Absolutely Nothing.

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When T.V. has turned your brain into Pea Porridge,
When the world seems like a Boring Machine and it feels like it's drilling holes in your head,
When the people demand a Shock that will twist their minds and shake them violently back to the Confusion of Consciousness and the Uncertainty of Perception, they will turn to . . .

The Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine!
Issue Number Two.

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Created by: Sean McBride Contributors: John O'Hara Chuck Moulton Jasmine Chapgar Phil Allen Diana Oboler Tony Lastowka Charney Cale Mike McLaughlin Hunter Modes Jonvieve Dunning T.j. Wallace (Please send more.) People who were too important to get around to contributing: Naomi Moos (again!)

Political Doo-dads I hate politics as much as the next guy, but some issues must be addressed. The Campaign Against Time Travel The Campaign For Time Machines The Campaign Against The Last Two Campaigns Editorials Cafe No Way I Hate Nancy Gym is Evil The Macarena Main Features Beer Drinkers of America Phil's Guide to High School Courses Holy Snot! Desperation! If I Were A Tribesman in the drunken state . . . Online Granny Stupid People Are Generous People. Suicide Note Short Stories Steve Can't Believe It's Not Butter! A Complex Conversation The Story of Intensive Scheduling The Oscar Meyer Wienermobile

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The Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine
Is from one of the creators of Cool Beans Incorporated.

I am a fish named Frank.