a few weeks ago i was witness to one of the many horrid atrocities which
plague us as humans. during a "deck party" on a cruise, there were
about 200 people just dancing about.  i don't have that much of a problem
with most dancing.  So there they were just dancing the night away when i
heard this abhorrent sound.  well, as i looked down from the balcony, i saw
legions of people doing the macarena.  from this point on i am going to
refer to the macarena as "the damn macarena."  well as i looked down upon
these people i decided that all of these people should die.  i mean not
that i frown upon line dancing... well actually i do, i hate all stupid
line dances.  they all suck.  if you like any type of music and you line
dance to it, then die! die a horrible miserable death you line dancing
freak!  if anyone is caught doing the damn macarena, they should be beaten,
a lot.  i hate that song.

T.j. Wallace has harem, a cool 'do, and burning desire for "that perfect girl."

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