This is your chance to get in your two cents.
a picture of two pennies.  How clever!
Yes, this is your chance to get in your Two Cents.
Because you're just so money and you don't even know it.







What's your name?
What's your E-mail address?
(You'll get an e-mail whenever a
new issue comes out, if one ever does.)
So, now that you've experienced The Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine, what object will you never stick up your nose again?
What's your favorite dish, kids? Icky Sock.
Icky Sock with everything on it.


Which features did you like the most? (check as many as you like)

"Mushrooms Are Gooood"
   by Jasmine Chapgar
"Resist the 'Shroom!"
   by Tony Lastowka
"Health Class is Evil Too"
   by Hunter Modes
"I Love Our School"
   by Josh Ricca
"Macs Are Evil"
   by Phil Allen
"According to T.J."
   by T.J. Wallace
"My Friend Missed the 80's"
   by John O'Hara
"Frisbee Fun"
   by Jasmine Chapgar
"Wrath of Godzilla"
   by Mike McLaughlin
"Just So Money"
   by Jonvieve Dunning
"Did You Ever Notice?"
   by Heather Winick
"The Problem With America Today"
   by Chris Van Dyke
"What I Did Yesterday"
   by Tony Lastowka
"Mr. Molg"
   by Evan Hohlfeld
"They're Crocodiles, Dammit!"
   by Diana Oboler
"You're Toast!!"
   by Sean McBride
"Hello, Operator?!?"
   by Chuck Moulton
"The Principal"
   by Phil Allen
"Duhhead Poetry"
   by Mike McLaughlin
"An Orange Christmas"
   by Angela Kim

One last question:
You're a monkey. What do you do?
Stick a banana up my nose.
Fall out of a tree.
Star in a stupid monkey movie.
None of your damn business, fool!







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