According to T.J. . . .
Blink Sucks.


         anyone familiar with html programming will (or should) cringe with disgust when anyone anywhere says the word "blink." blink is an annoying tag that causes text to blink thereby causing whatever's blinking to be extremely hard to read. i don't know why this tag is ever used anywhere anymore. but alas! it is still used, and with each sighting of it, fuel is added to the fire that is my burning hatred of the "blink" tag. why would anyone bring this anomaly into existance? i guess this guy was the same guy who got beat up everyday for his lunch money then given a wedgie for his good behavior. i guess this tag is his revenge on the universe. i hope he knows that his wretched creation is wreaking havoc on the minds and eyes of individuals all over the web. if i ever found out that the guy who created this plague was in an accident, i'd say "good, thats what you get, ya lousy schmuck" says me, but i'd only say that if he didn't die. if he died, saying that would be considered mean... sort of.
         wow, his childhood must have sucked.


T.J. Wallace has ten hats, but he doesn't have a beanie. Soon, he will achieve his life-long goal of turning his entire bedroom into one big speaker, at which point he will never leave his house, not even to get more hats. Also, he has a little brother named Danny.



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