"Frisbee Fun" by Jasmine Chapgar

Frisbee Fun
by Jasmine Chapgar

The following article appeared in Newsweek recently, although nobody has any idea who they interviewed to get this lingo from.

Frisbee Lingo

   HUCK: Long throw, often for a goal
   SWILL: Any poor play. "They're putting up some swill hucks."
   MACK: To knock down a flying disc
   GET HO (horizontal): To dive for a catch
   SCOOBER: Throw that spins upside down
   BLADE: When Frisbee lands hard on its edge
   TACO: Disc that gets bent, as when a blade hits the ground

Then Jasmine experienced a strange vision...

"I can just imagine. . .

Tony: Quick, huck it Chuck!

Chuck: Uh-oh I got caught in a muck!

Tony: NO NO! You mean a MACK!

Chuck: No no no you see if I meant mack I would have said mack. I meant muck because I got into a bit of a muck and--

Tony: (in that aggravated loud voice of his) Shut UP Shut UP!

Ryan: Hey what's with all this swill? Get ho!

Jen: NO no get Joe! He's wide open!

Ryan: What?

Jen: Aaauuugh!

Jen: It's blading! I got it!

Tony: Throw a scoober!

Sean McB.: scoober scoober doober!

Steve: (some inarticulate noise of disgust)

Tj: Ah ha ha ha ... I LOVE it.

Sean Moran: It's going to taco!

Paul: Hmm I'm hungry. Taco bell?

Sean Moran: No no It's going to taco, (gestulating with hands) you know like it's bending on the ground and ...

Paul: What?

Sean Moran: (continues hand motions) you know like it bends.. and ... oh forget it. remember the list of... oh forget it.

Tony: Chuck!! HUCK HUCK it Chuck!

Diana: (singing) Huck it Chuck! Get Mo Joe! Get ho! You're slow... blades in the glade... la la la... (harmony part)

Jasmine: Noooooo! Auuughhhhhh! Tj this is all your fault! aaaaauuuuuuughhhh!

heehee."

Jasmine Chapgar calls herself "The Wild Avenger of the Abashed Pineapple." She leads a legion of crazed, yet benign mental patients who are all on a quest to find the kumquat responsible for the pineapple that fell out of the tree, because when it landed, it fell on her head and Dennis Rodman popped out. As wew all know, the world has never been the same since.

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