Frisbee Fun
The Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine © 1997
Just So Money
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Aaa! The fools! They run but have nothing to fear from ME! Understand, dammit that I am not the enemy! It is fate, fate which should worry you. The harder you fight against it, the faster you run from it, the tighter its grip on your soul! Let it take its course, and you will reap its benefits when it turns. Let me destroy your city, and you will rebuild a new one in its place! Tokyo will host the 2008 Olympics! Heh heh.. so typical.. bring in the tanks now, eh? You're not even supposed to have an army! I understand. You can't help it. It's your instinct and this is mine. But all you will do is make me more angry with your stoopid projectile weapons. Let's see you do it with the Sears Tower on your head! HAH! Wait a minute! What city am I in, anyway? Dargh! Now fate has me, too! Your puritanical American ways will never let you stop trying to destroy me until you succeed! If I had attacked an Eastern country, they might have accepted me as simply the newest manifestation of the Yang . or something. Where's Mr. Quinby when I need him?! Must.......stay.... in character!!! Yah! Roar! Bam! Take that you stupid city! Oh, look, another monster here to ruin my fun. Shut up! I don't have to be stopped! Go wreck New Jersey or something, you disgusting overgrown bug! No? Then I'll just have to stab you with this huge pointy Eiffel Tower-like thingy. There! Wait! Eiffel??? This director is SUCH a moron! Make me wreck a generic city with eclectic landmarks from all over the world just to make wanton destruction more universal, why don't you?! Oh, you did! Good for you!! Have some atomic breath for your trouble! Ugh! The mindlessness! UGH!! I just stepped on that bug's orange guts! Oh great! I didn't want to kill the poor thing! I'm no murderer! I just wanted you to leave me alone! That thing's existence in this realm was destroyed just because it decided to attack the same city as I did. That could have been me. I almost wish it were. Alas, poor line that's been quoted eleven million billion times! Why can't you just lose your meaning to me! I'm supposed to be a cold-hearted monster! It's in my genes, they say! Oh, fate, can't you stop messing with me? just a little? All I want is a little bit of happiness, and all I get is THIS STUPID CRAP! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!! |
Cut! That was great! OK let's do it again, only more thoughtfully this time. I want the audience to see the evil burning in your eyes! Annnd, Action!
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Frisbee Fun |
The Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine © 1997 |
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