A Webzine About Absolutely Nothing.

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But remember: It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing. That's why it's...

The Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine!
Issue Number Three.

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Created by: Sean McBride Contributors: John O'Hara Chuck Moulton Jasmine Chapgar Phil Allen Chris Van Dyke Diana Oboler Tony Lastowka Mike McLaughlin Angela Kim Hunter Modes Heather Winick Jonvieve Dunning Josh Ricca T.j. Wallace (wouldn't mind more) People who were too important to get around to contributing: Naomi Moos (permanent residence in this category?)

Your Health Mushrooms Are Gooood. Resist the 'Shroom! Also, Health Class is Evil Too. Editorials I Love Our School Just the Way It Is Why Macs Are Evil According to T.J. . . Super Hodgepodge Day My Friend Missed the 80's Frisbee Fun The Wrath of Godzilla Just So Money Did You Ever Notice...? Stories About Stuff The Problem With America Today What I Did Yesterday Mr. Molg They're Crocodiles, Dammit! You're Toast!! Hello, Operator?!? Poems About Things The Principal How to Write Duhhead Poetry An Orange Christmas

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The Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine
Is from one of the creators of Cool Beans Incorporated.

Now self-cleaning!