| Isn't our school one of the most beautiful sites you have ever seen in your life? Are you charmed by the site of dead cockroaches laying in the hallway? I sure am. You know I often take a leisurely stroll into the bathrooms just so I can smell like smoke, because I love it so much. Forget the idea that I may actually have to use the restroom. It turns me on when I see there is no soap or paper towels in the dispensers in the bathroom. I almost wet myself when I observe the 3 week old loogies sticking to the bathroom walls. I would kick the butt of any janitor that attempted to scrape one of those off the wall! Exploding water pipes showering down dirty water onto our art supplies sends my body into uncontrollable undulations of sheer ecstasy. And oh how I love the pure nasal pleasure of the rotting carpet in D-hall. No! You certainly should not renovate the school! I love it just the way it is! |
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