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When you're happy and you know it, swing your thing.
When you're silly and you know it, swing your thing.
When it's late and you feel lonely and the world's full of baloney,
when you're crazy and you know it, swing your thing.

The Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine!
Issue Number Four.

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Created by: Sean McBride Contributors: Chuck Moulton Tony Lastowka Andrew Moisey Steve Matthews T.j. Wallace Jasmine Chapgar Heather Winick (more!) People who finally got around to contributing: Naomi Moos! (whee!)

The Features "I Am Smart!" by Steve Matthews "I Love College Food" by Jasmine Chapgar "The Problem With Juggling:" by Chuck Moulton "Berkeley Rules." by Andrew Moisey "Only in Wisconsin" by Tony Lastowka "Elevator Follies!" by Sean McBride "that Thing should not have that many legs" by Naomi Moos "Honk if You're Stupid!" by T.j. Wallace "Did You Ever Notice...?" by Heather Winick "The Thunderwheels" by Chuck Moulton "How We Got to the They Might Be Giants Concert" by Sean McBride Random Duhheadish "I am not a maniac."

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The Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine
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