by T.j. Wallace
as a new driver, one thing i like to do is beep at pedestrians. when i say pedestrians, i mean anyone in front of me who isn't in a car. just honk your horn at them. it's fun. it's funny. it's like you're saying, "move peons! move from my path or i
shall smite thee!" it's funny because the people scurry away
like ants like "oohhh i'd better hurry, the king has decreed it."
what i like to do is wait till my little brother and his punk
friends are playing some godforsaken sport in the street.
then
i get in my car, pull up to them and beep. i beep the hell
outta that horn! a fun addition is to yell and growl at them
as you beep.
in actuality, pedestrians have the right
of way, so i'm not supposed to beep at them.
but you only
know that if you read a driver's manual, and you only read the
drivers manual if you drive or are about to.
so you'd be in a
car. and i wouldnt beep at you.
so it works good that way.
yeah real good.
