This is your chance to get in your two cents.
 a picture of two pennies. How clever!

How do you like the new
sleek and more aerodynamic look?
I think it took too long!
Do you think it took too long?
Of course you do! So tell me that!







What's your name?
What's your E-mail address?
(You'll get an e-mail whenever a
new issue comes out, if one ever does.)
So, now that you've experienced The Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine, what is your favorite way to eat pea porridge?
If you could eat Icky Sock with anyone, who would it be? Socko.
Not Socko, because I would be eating Socko.


Which features did you like the most? (Check as many as you like. Blank ones mean a bonus.)

"The Penis Game"
   by the Insane Unicycle Monster
"Sharing is Caring"
   by Tony Lastowka & Sean McBride
"Getting on the Internet in Lancaster"
   by John O'Hara
"Jivin'!"
   by Stranger-Boy
"On Squirrels
   by Scott Claffee
"The Worst Time of the Year" or "Don't Believe Anything Sean Says"
   by Vin Marshall
"Chuck Moulton on Trial"
   by Chuck Moulton
"DOOD!"
   by Tony Lastowka
"For the Love of Butter, and the Hatred of Women"
   by Professor Bug
"Things Seem to Happen to Andrew Moisey"
   by Andrew Moisey
"The Republic"
   by Chris Van Dyke
"Two Heads Are Better Than One Head With No Brains"
   by Chuck Moulton
"If You Give a Monk a Beanie..."
   by Sean McBride
"A Poem About Having Fun in Blue Bell"
   by Heather Winick
"She's Dead"
   by Diana Oboler
"A Detailed Analysis of a Typical First Semester College Freshman"
   by Jon Fischer
"Reading Your Eyes to Hell I Tell You!"
   by Jonvieve Dunning
"Fun With Science"
   by Dr. Wallace
"Socko!"
   by Sean McBride

One last question:
You wake up and realize you're Yogi Bear. What do you do?
 Go find some pick-a-nick baskets.
Walk around saying , "Hey Bubu!" and get him to find pick-a-nick baskets for you while you hibernate.
Put a stick of dynamite in the Ranger's underwear.
None of your damn business, fool!






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