The Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine -- Stories

Speaking of stories, have I got a story for you. Actually, I've just got a moral that needs a story to go with it. The moral is: "If you're going to stick your head inside it, make sure it's unplugged first." But I'm thinking of changing it to: "Michael Jackson makes love to small boys." I'm really not sure. No matter -- I can change the story as much as I want to fit whatever I need, because I am Editor, and Editor is POWERFUL! Muhahahah!

Tee hee.

Chuck Moulton On Trial
by Chuck Moulton

DOOD!
by Tony Lastowka

For the Love of Butter,
And the Hatred of Women
by Professor Bug

Things Seem to Happen to Andrew Moisey
by Andrew Moisey

The Republic
by Chris Van Dyke

Two Heads Are Better Than One Head With No Brains
by Chuck Moulton