"reading your eyes to hell i tell you!"

by Jonvieve Dunning

         well, first of all i was thinking about this here theme reader of mine... well you see she happens to be the theme reader from hell... yup. horns and everything. just spitting vemomn at the unsuspecting studens who she wishes to prey upon and feed her nasty need to suck the toejam straight from your nose. strong sucker she is, yup, you better watch out. she ain't no diddy. and being the theme reader from hell, she doesn't like me very much. in fact she hates the way i write. we make an authentic essay in class, and i decide to be very blunt... that's pretty authentic. so she gives me a "C" and says... "your theme goes "SPLAT!" on the paper... it is too blunt." evil. evil. evil. evil. evil. evil. live. live. live.?. no.. evil. i plan to plot her dimize very soon. maybe next week if she decides to give me another c...

         so i write yet another theme to appease her appetite of failing kids over being themselves... darn. maybe if i decide to get my pet wallaby on her, i will divert her attention and take her grading pen from hell along with her books from hell and her shoes from hell. she will be rendered HELL-pless.. and then i will finally be able to get thoes "A"'s i so deserve.

         it's really just a thought.. but maybe it would be easier to just walk up to her and pull her hankie from her hand and say.. haha! i have taken your hankie from hell and shall be shoving up your.. no... that would be to scary. it would traumatize my inner-something and then i will become a theme reader from hell and the whole nightmarish process will continue once more...

Jonvieve is that silly little freak over to your left... no, your other left silly... yaw gnorw eht gnidear era uoy won.. good, yeah that's much better thank you.

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