This is your chance to get in your two cents.
 a picture of two pennies. How clever!

Your mother may have told you:
"If you don't have anything nice to say,
don't say anything at all."
Well your mom didn't have a friggin' Dear
Editor section she was trying to keep a real
section but couldn't because nobody would
use the stupid Two Cents form to leave
their petty comments so she could
respond to them.
So please say whatever's on your mind,*
especially if it has to do with our theme song.

*As long as it doesn't offend anybody, of course.






What's your name?
What's your E-mail address?
(You'll get an e-mail whenever a
new issue comes out, if one ever does.)
Now that you've experienced the rocking new Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine theme song, which thick, sticky substance are you most likely to smear all over your head?
What kind of delectable dish are you
going to leave for Santa this year? 		Icky Sock.
Icky Sock on a stick.


Which features did you like the most? (Check as many as you like.)

"The American Children's Guide to Communism"
   by Sean McBride
"What PEZ Means to Me"
   by Diana Oboler
"And Then, They All Turned Into Squash"
   by Mike McLaughlin
"The History of Condoms"
   by Jonn Fischer
"Santa Claus: Saint or Satan?"
   by Claffroc
"Things Seem to Happen to Andrew Moisey"
   by Andrew Moisey
"The Ultimate Power in the Universe"
   by Eric Wecker
"Tony Lastowka's A Swing Machine Carol"
   
"Jasmine on Squirrels"
   by Jasmine Chapgar
"The Legend of Suki Suki Jawa"
   by Sean McBride
"The Quikening"
   by Paul S. Kim
"A Curious Circumstance in the Affairs of a Modern Day Time Traveler"
   by Jonn Fischer
"One More Chance"
   by Sean McBride
"My Family Christmas (Part 1 of 6)"
   by M. A. Pomranz
"The Story of Finals"
   by Jonn Fischer
"Bug Poems"
   by Heather Winick & Hunter Modes
"La La La La"
   by Sean McBride
"The Skimmingtons"
   by Diana Oboler & Sonja Wilson & Herbert
"Ha Silly Boy!"
   by Julie
"Rolling Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
   by Scott Claffee & Mike Pomranz
"The Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine Theme Song"
    by Jonn Fischer

One last question:
You walk into a bank and start shooting people.
What do you do?
Keep shooting, ask questions later.
Do a little dance and sing, "Yippee! Banks are fun!"
Make like a tree and run away.
None of your damn business, fool!






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