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What's your name?
What's your E-mail address?
(You'll get an e-mail whenever a
new issue comes out, if one ever does.)
Now that you've experienced the Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine, if you could be any type of sock, what would you be?
Which side-dish would go better with the meat mobile? A nice tapeworm.
An Icky Sock.


Which features did you like the most? (Check as many as you like.)

"Things Seem to Happen to Andrew Moisey"
    by Andrew Moisey
"Make Love to Your Television"
    by Wil Forbis
"Everyone You Meet Online is Crazy"
    by Tj Wallace
"Interview With an Easter Bunny"
    by Tony Lastowka
"20 Questions"
    by Mike McLaughlin & Sean McBride
"How To Be Stupid on the Internet"
    by Rob Chesnick
"Another Article About the Amish"
    by Tj Wallace
"Computers are Evil"
    by Sean McBride
"Choose Your Own Adventure Story"
    by Tony Lastowka
"Socko!"
    comic by SPAM
"The Word of Vegeta"
    by Jasmine Chapgar
"Life of George"
    by Sean McBride
"Atari Teenage Riot @ Troc"
    by Professor B
"Socko's Fun Club"
    brought to you by Socko
"Funny Internet People"
    by the Insane Unicycle Monster
"Neat Ideas"
    by Jordan Winick
"The Ramen Song"
    by Sean McBride & Jung Ahn
"Dear Mr. Joseph Dictator Sir"
    by Joseph Boyle
"Make a Meat Mobile!"
    by your mom

One last question:
You find yourself to be the Easter Bunny
at the mall. What do you do?
Chase kids and grown-ups around the mall and make them cry and wet their pants.
Allow little children sit on my lap and get a big, warm hug from me for a dollar.
Hoplift.






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