This story deals with touchy subjects such as gay men, Muppet Babies and Lynne O'hara.  Also, you should know that this story is terrible. The things that happen to the main character make no sense, and the choices you can make to help him along don't follow any logic at all.  If you still want to read it, click here.  If not, click here and read it anyway. 
 
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     This camera view serves several purposes.  Depending on what I, the author, decide, it will show the view from a "head cam" that happens to be mounted on the main character's head, a view from some other magic flying camera that is a omnipresent observer, or a special message from me to you.  Enjoy it, because it took forever to get it to work right. 
 

                                                          -Tony Lastowka

 
 

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