the amazing meat mobile
by That Guy



Pop Quiz: Did you know that May is Meat Month?

Yes       No


If you just checked Yes, then you are nothing but a big, fat liar,
because there is no such thing as Meat Month!

But we're trying to make one!

To help celebrate May as Meat Month, construct and hang this Meat Mobile! Just print this page, carefully cut out the meat pictures along the dotted lines, hang them all from a hangar with some strings, and Presto! Instant Meat Mobile.






























and of course...








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