Do you like to be crazy and have fun?
Then come join Socko's Fun Club
and become a Sock-a-teer!
A Sock-a-teer is someone who likes to be crazy and
have fun, especially with sock puppets! How do you feel
about sock puppets?
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Just take any tube sock and either draw eyes on it with a marker
or sew them on with buttons, and Presto Change-o! Instant
sock puppet and life-long friend!
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We only have 2 rules: 1) be crazy and 2) have fun
You'll soon see that these rules are hard to break,
because no one can help feeling silly
once they've put a sock puppet on their hand! Did you know that there are 10, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000 ways to be crazy and have fun with your sock puppet? That's a whole googl! | ||
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Fun Thing #2.456 x 1063: You can introduce him to your other friends. 
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Fun Thing #3.284 x 1042: You can tell each other secrets. 
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Fun Thing #4.435 x 1017: You can invent new games to play with each other, such as Find-the-Bowling-Ball. 
But best of all, you get to annoy your parents to no end! Click here to how well Socko handles parents. | ||
As a matter of fact there is! ... sort of. Socko chose Happy Birthday as the Sock-a-teer
theme song, so that everybody would already know it. Click on the picture to hear Socko and his friends singing the Sock-a-teer theme song. | ||
Where's my membership card? | ||
Right here! Make sure to fill in your name and your special Sock-a-teer ability.
Everybody has a secret power that makes them special. For example,
Socko's secret power is that he has a powerful smelly-sock-death-ray, but Ben's secret power
(Ben is the doggie that's always hanging upside-down) is that he can touch his tongue
with his nose. So even though Ben's ability is a little better than Socko's ability,
it doesn't matter because they're both special! And so are you! 
Also, if you have your own web page and you'd like to show off that you're a Sock-a-teer, here's a cute little picture you can use! Make sure to link it back to this page so that other people can become Sock-a-teers too. | ||
Yes! Make sure to give your sock lots of love and attention, and never ever
bring it near water. Because
water + sock = Icky Sock,
and then you have to eat it!
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