Sock puppets in cartoons? It must be Socko! All hail!
Our intrepid field reporter, Mike McLaughlin, returns from an eerie voyage across the mid-west and offers his new theories on the Wisconsin Paradox.
Cucumbers over the eyes can turn into a real fiasco, if you don't know what you're doing! Kids, don't try this at home!
Download and play Bunny Bop version 1.0!
A Swing Machine exclusive that's guaranteed to provide you with minutes of fun!
(For Windows95+ and NT 4.0+ only.)
Stupid Cartoon Theatre provides you with your stupid cartoon fix. Now showing:

"What Happens to You When You Get Too Happy" by Sean McBride and

"Itsnoman" by T.J. Wallace
Spunky the Funky Munky strikes again in this episode of the on-going saga of a sinister monkey who has haunted Julie for her entire life.
The thing about Seinfeld is that he's universal. No, wait, it's that he's Jewish. Well anyway, some aliens watched Seinfeld (according to Jordan, at least; I don't believe a word of it) and then Jordan drew some pictures of them.

Socko the friendly, happy little sock puppet... now in 3-D! (No special glasses required.)
The Bear Up There An enchanting story about a cooky little bear who lives inside a wall.

Cheez. The tragic saga of a curious boy named Max and his moldy pet sandwich, Fred.
For those of you who have been skeptical about just how much truth there is in what the store vendors tell us, Mike lets you in on What the User's Manual Doesn't Tell You.
You guys, our readers, have written in and told us in no uncertain words that Stupid Cartoon Theatre just wasn't stupid enough for you! So we present to you: Even Stupider Cartoon Theatre!
Here is a picture of Bob for no particular reason. All I know is that he belongs to Julie.
Characters that you want to hug and violence that you can't imagine. Pay a small visit the twisted world of Cliff.



Theme Song

Sean McBride
(a.k.a Mr. Editor)
Tony Lastowka
Cliff Henning
Jordan Winick
Mike McLaughlin
Jasmine Chapgar
Chuck Moulton
T.j. Wallace
Julie
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